How is it that I can order custom imprinted Fruit Roll Ups, but I can’t get a pound of pink only Starbursts? I can get any color of M&M (same parent company) separated out and their colors don’t even taste different!

Mars, if you are out there, please hear my plea and end the forced variety of lemon, cherry and orange Startbursts with your pristine strawberry concoction. I suppose you are trying to encourage me to be friends with people who can tolerate these other flavors so we can split a pack, but that’s an awful lot to ask for a candy fix. I am ready to customize you and order you in bulk if only you’ll provide and outlet.